Salford Vix Nite out
Lucid, 2005
starring Jonathan 'The Cat' Atkinson, the lads and
some drunk guy

Let's set the scene, we're all out having a few celebratory sherrys after another victory for The Mighty Vix when all of a sudden Akco come across a poor drunken guy who has fallen asleep...ahhh, bless 'im...

Acko decides "I'm having 'em"
First, the shoe...

Gently...

"...AND THE CAT MAN GETS THE SHOE...but what will I do with it?"

"I know...I'll put it on his head..."

"and celebrate with the lads..."

"...and then practise my ballet with Steve Boggy..."

"...and then a few training ground lolly-pops to round the night off..."

"...happy as Larry."
The End
The Management Committee of Salford Victoria Football Club would like to point out that no drunken men were harmed in the making of this production...Boggy hurt his back a bit in the piroet, Acko lost his balance and fell over doing the lolly-pop but that's about it
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